Some of these are fairly lame, I admit. And some are clever but opaque to the philosophically uninitiated. See if you can figure them out before I explain any of them. (I wouldn’t want to spoil a good joke with premature commentary.)<\/p>\n
Don’t put Descartes before the horse.<\/p>\n
One day Descartes walked into a pub and ordered a coffee. The server asked him, “Do you want that with cream and sugar?” Descartes answered, “I think not”, and abruptly ceased to exist.<\/p>\n
What did the pantheist say to the hot dog vendor? … Make me one with everything.<\/p>\n
Have you heard about the dyslexic insomniac agnostic? … He lies awake at night wondering if there is a dog.<\/p>\n
Who’s the most egotistal type of person conceivable? … A pantheistic solipsist.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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