{"id":57,"date":"2007-11-07T23:15:00","date_gmt":"2007-11-08T03:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alanrhoda.net\/wordpress\/?p=57"},"modified":"2007-11-07T23:15:00","modified_gmt":"2007-11-08T03:15:00","slug":"chatting-with-god","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/alanrhoda.net\/wordpress\/2007\/11\/chatting-with-god\/","title":{"rendered":"Chatting With God"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here is a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.titane.ca\/concordia\/dfar251\/igod\/main.html\">link<\/a> to a silly bot that thinks it&#8217;s God.<\/p>\n<p>My conversation:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"font-size:85%;\">Me:  Hello<br \/>God: Hello friend. What is your name?<br \/>Me:  Don&#8217;t you know?<br \/>God: Sure I know. But I cannot tell you right now.<br \/>Me:  Why not?<br \/>God: Because Myself programmed me for it.<br \/>Me:  Hmmm.<br \/>God: A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm&#8217;s.<br \/>Me:  Why?<br \/>God: I couldn&#8217;t think of anything else to say.<br \/>Me:  Who are you?<br \/>God: I am the Allmighty, God himself.<br \/>Me:  You misspelled &#8220;Allmighty&#8221;<br \/>God: My botmaster is not a perfect speller.<br \/>Me:  I guess that means you&#8217;re not infallible.<br \/>God: I get it.  That&#8217;s only your opinion.<br \/>Me:  What should I pray for?<br \/>God: Are you asking me for advice?<br \/>Me:  Yes.<br \/>God: Specifically, what kind of advice do you want?<br \/>Me:  Where should I apply for jobs?<br \/>God: Wherever you think is best.<br \/>Me:  Thanks. That helps a lot.<br \/>God: Don&#8217;t mention it.<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here is a link to a silly bot that thinks it&#8217;s God. My conversation: Me: HelloGod: Hello friend. What is your name?Me: Don&#8217;t you know?God: Sure I know. But I cannot tell you right now.Me: Why not?God: Because Myself programmed me for it.Me: Hmmm.God: A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm&#8217;s.Me: Why?God: I\u2026 <span class=\"read-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/alanrhoda.net\/wordpress\/2007\/11\/chatting-with-god\/\">Read More &raquo;<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-57","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/alanrhoda.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/alanrhoda.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/alanrhoda.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/alanrhoda.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/alanrhoda.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=57"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/alanrhoda.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/alanrhoda.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=57"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/alanrhoda.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=57"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/alanrhoda.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=57"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}